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inquiry into locker room ethics

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

so, i’m in the gym today getting ready to clean up and get on the bus. I grab a towel, get naked, and head to the showers. Place the towel on the hook, step into the stall and clean up. upon shutting off the water, i reach for my towel and . . . it’s gone . . . ! and i’m thinking, “mother fucker, someone took my towel! what kind of pansy ass prick would take my towel?!?” and then i remember that i’m at yahoo! and there are no pricks here(?) and go get another towel. well, i didn’t really mean the part about there not being pricks. from the course of events, there obviously are, i just had to put that in there to balance out the light to dark ratio.

but, still . . . who takes another man’s towel? i’m not sure where to rank that in terms of serverity of offense. i mean, it’s gotta be up there with covetting they neighbor’s wife, right?

Have a Happy Day!

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2 Responses to “inquiry into locker room ethics”

  1. TT Says:

    dude, sometimes we don’t remember which side our towel is. Sometimes I may accidentally take your towel

  2. c Says:

    perhaps the towel just fell on the ground…

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