Had dinner with mom tonight.  we were going to go to this japanese place close by that had just opened and looked all sheik, but, alas, it was closed.  so we went to Taro’s which is owned my mikuni, where toby works.  yeah, small town.
So, we sit down and low and behold, we find ourselves next to a family friend, sue, that i haven’t seen in a while. sitting across from this family friend was a pretty attractive young lady. so i introduce myself. say hi. turns out she’s the girlfriend on sue’s son, james. I haven’t seen james in probably ten years.  he and my  brother used to roll back in high scool and i would go to his house every now and then and he’d slaughter me in mike tyson’s punch out.

Anyway, we’re talking for a bit. catching up on all that’s transpired and then james asks, “Hey, man you single? cause my girlfriend has a lot of single sorority friends.”

I love the greek system.

“Yeah, i’m flying solo these days,” I reply. To which James looks at his girlfriend and says something to the effect of, “we should introduce him to so and so.”

The girlfriend smiles and james. looks at me and says “I’m going to need a background check on you first.”

I offered my social security and credit card numbers.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 at 5:18 am and is filed under Life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.